#Mace the Bitch

[artcalledpourbrush]

That Mace Bitch

Chai, please!!!!

[darthmalewife]

I see so many modern AUs that have Obi-Wan as like a teacher or something and he always reads romance novels and old history stuff and while I absolutely believe that I think we're missing the opportunity to also have him read really fucked up psychological horror and just general horror novels. Like think of the opportunities:

Anakin: what's happening in your book now?

Obi-Wan: the main character has just realised the ring her boyfriend gave her actually has one of her dead sisters teeth in it :]

Anakin: oh, that's fun :/

Or Cody picking up his book to skim over what it's about and he ends up texting Rex

Cody: i think my boyfriends a psychopath

Rex: i told you so, i've seen what kinda bland shit he eats

Cody: he's british leave him alone, i meant the book he's reading, it's about a woman who talks her girlfriend into giving herself a tapeworm because they're long distance lesbians who can't get pregnant

Rex: you do know how to fucking pick them don't you, what are the pros to you staying in this relationship other than you getting murdered

Cody: have you seen the man's legs?!

Rex: stop being gay and go back to your serial killer boyfriend

[three-fold-symmetry]

RotS screenshot redraws, but only the unfortunate looking ones

[tarabyte3]

What are they serving so hard here for? Especially Oppo Rancisis. No wonder he survived Order 66.

[dapurinthos]

Last line challenge, again, drawn from the trenches of 'only dialogue no actions yet' drafting:

“Master Windu doesn't hate you, Skywalker, he just has the best resting bitch face in the entire order.” “Don't you mean the worst?” “No. I aspire to his greatness.” “If that's his excuse, then what's yours?” “Oh. I don't have one. I actually hate you.”

[starrysquid51]

watching stardust rhapsody was basically just me going "well that's not ominous at all" in a voice vaguely reminiscent of Gary goodberry, frost, and a little bit of bitsy whenever mace was narrating with the ominous bells tolling.

[jacqcrisis]

What a good line. He's so genuinely bothered someone believes he's capable of being better than he thinks of himself as he's spent weeks justifying doing something Pretty Bad for entirely self-serving reasons.

10/10. Good game. Good character.

[freakinator]

man icb the only times mutinyduo have ever managed to genuinely get along is when theyre both alone and powerless

[thedomesticanthropologist]

Mira, Cleric of Ilmater

"Does it serve the broken God to carry your backpack for you? Yes. To take the burdens of others? Yes. Will I? No.

My compassion has teeth."

Mira and Gale got into an argument about Mystra. She has high points in Religion and knows EXACTLY what the goddess of magic does to her talented little boys

So she serves a god of martyrdom and compassion, and many clerics of this God unknown for doing things like giving up their last meals to feed the hungry, taking the clothes off the back to close the needy, giving away their last time in order to provide it to those who have no money-

Gale approached her expecting this.

He found instead of woman who was no acolyte but was gifted all of her Divine powers in one moment after a prayer that she screamed out in the worst day of her life.

He found instead a woman who is beyond practical who looks every moment straight in the eye and who serves a higher type of compassion then the basic easy types that you would find from those who do not look too closely at others.

She identified the source of his Sufferings. And at like one who cries an arrow from a wound without numbing it first, speaks her mind directly to the wizard.

"how old were you when she got her nails into you? Let me guess, somewhere between 10 and 12 right? "

"I was a prodigy and she noticed me this was a gift from my goddess do not twist it"

"and you know you are not the first? Not the 100th? You know that certain societies hides their special wizard boys until they are over the age of 18 because at that point your precious goddess loses interest?"

"fuck. You."

"Like she did? She did, didn't she? She fucked you."

"you know NOTHING of my relationship with-"

"and how long was it since she fucked you that she abandoned you completely? she has hasn't she? You would not be so defensive if you were still in her arms."

"I will not stand for this slander, mira. "

"you do not have to. But if you cannot find anything incorrect and what I am saying then you can take your ass to your tent and think about it. You do not have to like me and you do not have to listen to me but I dare you to find any evidence that I am wrong."

"you ARE wrong."

"I wish I were."

[sunnyspoutsstuff]

Close-ups below the cut 💕

I’ve been trying to improve my poses and perspective but im just not patient enough D:

[somelonelywordmonger]

May the Bitch (Nancy Mace) and her fellow Bitch-ass Representatives (like Marjorie Taylor Greene) never find a bathroom when they desperately need one. After the shit they've pulled on Sarah McBride and Transgender people on the Hill, I hope that those Bitches piss and shit their pants because they couldn't get access to the bathroom of their gender.

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[cutevirgo]

ok but we really gotta get these fuckers out of smaller offices too like that’s always frustrating being in the south there’s so much grassroots work that’s unsupported by the party

[luridce]

[phoenixwwitch]

listen all i’m saying is that if mace windu had just been a little faster in killing palpatine followed by giving anakin a hug or something- there would have been a lot less problems for the galaxy

[veikkoalen]

just watched knives out

yeah i love chris evans when he's not captain america. i should rewatch sunshine

[vulpinesaint]

"venom has inconsistent morals!!" venom does community service. what are you doing to protect innocent people